"One day, you’re gonna get bitch-slapped and I’m not gonna do a thing to stop it."
Guess Illinois isn’t a state anymore. Does this mean I’m not American?
I be so laugh I cry.
When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
this fucking gifset gets me every time
I think the climbing stairs one should be :Getting chased by the Exorcist
How is this man a father?
Who are you children?
If Prince William and Stephen Fry laughing doesn’t fit your blog then what kind of blog are you running man
I promise temperance and insight and courage